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[ring. riiiiiing. click. beep.]

"Hello! This is Emil O'Hare. I'm not able to answer the phone right now, but leave a message and I'll get back to you post-haste."

[cat's meow]

"What? Oh, I'm making an answering machine message."

[questioning meow]

"Why? Well, in case I can't answer the phone of course! I could be in the bathroom or up to my elbows in intestines - it's much more efficient this way."

[assenting meow. pause. questioning meow]

"Oh! Oh, oops, is this still on? Where's that butto-"

[click. beep.]

[OOC: open for texts, calls, etc.]

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